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I started this program in November of 2009, and by July of 2010 I'd lost 49 pounds. I got married in October, 2010 and gained 22 pounds! Then? I spent the last year or so doing fertility treatments, with a strict prohibition on dieting. The result? Well, the fat did not retract. I'm bigger than ever, and back on plan and now I'm doing it with Dan.
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You Really *Are* Going to Love My Nuts *Silly Tuesday*
A few weeks ago I inherited a slap chop from one of my friends here.  He wasn't a big fan, and since I had been the one to tell him about it, he sent me the extra one he had purchased (it was buy one get one free I think).

I pride myself on being the the infomercial Queen.  I make chicken in my Nu Wave oven, while I'm walking around in my Snuggie, and making shakes in my Magic Bullet Blender.  Needless to say, I was very excited to try the Slap Chop.  

First, The Youtube video (it's a mix): 




Enjoyable, right?  Well, For Passover, we make this concoction of apples and walnuts mixed with sweet wine (Warning: not on plan!) You heard me right. WalNUTS!  It's supposed to symbolize the mortar used to build our homes.  Dan and I decided to make some today to bring to his grandmother's for dinner tonight.  

Out came the walnuts, and out came the Slap Chop.  And man, do you get to slap and chop.  While I was doing it, I turned to Dan and said, "You're going to love my Nuts!"  I just couldn't resist.  Tell me you could have, and I'll call you a liar! 
Published Tuesday, March 30, 2010 11:49 AM by Shrinkinglawchick
Filed Under: Random Thoughts, Humor
NittyGrittyMom said:
My husband and I laugh every time we see the Slap Chop commercial! Too funny! :)
March 30, 2010 12:15 PM EST
Kailismom said:
LOL! My husband has downloaded every possible mixed version of the "love my nuts" he could find.

That guy is so creepy, but yet I'm still fascinated by him!

Enjoy slapping those nuts!

~Katie
March 30, 2010 12:15 PM EST
kittycat3 said:
Funny! Funny! I had one a while back and made lots of salsa.
March 30, 2010 12:22 PM EST
t54morris said:
Gee, I though I was the informerical queen, I love my Nuwave oven, and my Vidalia Chop Wizardmy, Magic Bullet died. I haven't tried the slap chopper.
March 30, 2010 12:30 PM EST
lovelyreen said:
AAAAAAAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA *screams with laughter at that video*
March 30, 2010 12:37 PM EST
Bluesdiva said:
Considering the amount of water we drink, thank goodness I had just used the bathroom... just sayin'... I'm still laughing.
March 30, 2010 01:02 PM EST
Kate1962 said:
Laughing soo hard my friends are gonna luv this !!
March 30, 2010 01:31 PM EST
ninastlouis said:
I'm warning you now, stay away from the Sham Wow! Diffence between this and a towel? I'm not really sure...
March 30, 2010 02:18 PM EST
nataliejo said:
I love my gadgets too. My slap chop is on my counter right next to my magic bullet:) I use them often.
March 30, 2010 04:53 PM EST
blondierae said:
hilarious!
March 30, 2010 05:07 PM EST
JudyO said:
I want a video of you and ALL your infomercial products! A challenge! Can you get them ALL in a video, and make sense/fun? Slap chopping your nuts in your snuggie while you nuwave your bullet? Maybe we should all a shamwow and a pedi egg ... can't forget the pocket fisherman ... hmmmm ... this will take some work ...
Hope your Passover is great!
Hugs, ~JudyO
March 30, 2010 05:53 PM EST
ginger45 said:
Ok as sick as I am, I think I just coughed up one of my lungs laughin' so hard! I have never heard of the Slap Chop! Thanks for the laugh! Got to lie down now, too much!Lol!
March 30, 2010 06:18 PM EST
ecalkin said:
he looks like the sham wow guy :P mmmm charoses (charoset)!!!!!!!!!! my fave.... I was thinking of what to do for morning after passover breakfast, since matzoh brie is totally out of the question. I was thinking of attempting to use my garden veggie soy crisps in some kinda recipe with the eggs...i will blog about the results tomorrow
March 30, 2010 09:57 PM EST
terpinturtle said:
I want a slap chop! And I do not think I would love his nuts.
March 31, 2010 12:52 PM EST
lslowery said:
I finally know what ROFL really looks like! I have one of these contraptions although it's pampered chef and I LOVE IT. Great for onions and of course, nuts!
March 31, 2010 07:45 PM EST
daisylou611 said:
very funny! thanks for the laugh!
April 05, 2010 09:12 AM EST
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