I'm Sleeping Alone Tonight....
Dinner tonight was 2 Morning Star Farms veggie burgers and some broccoli slaw that my mom taught me how to "make".
The broccoli slaw is a double whammy, since I make it with practically half a bottle of garlic and onion powder, salt and pepper (Disclaimer: I make multiple servings, but I'm sure I go over on condiments on broccoli slaw days).
So there's the vampire and boyfriend retardant properties of the garlic working for my breath on broccoli slaw night, and then there's the fact that broccoli anything, including slaw, probably ensures that I won't be producing any lovely aromas from my other end tonight either.
The Broccoli slaw is delicious, by the way, but it's a foregone conclusion that I couldn't even pay anyone to sleep in the bed next to me, so I guess it's a good thing that Dan isn't over tonight. In fact, it's probably a good thing I won't see Dan for a few days, because I probably need a little broccoli slaw detox time! Oh, won't I just be the biggest hit at the office tomorrow?!
I'm starting to wonder if the dog will even sleep in the room with me tonight. Do dogs like the smell of garlic and methane? Judging by the dog's distance from my present location, I'd say.....nope.
It's gonna be a long and lonely night. Perhaps I should just say NO to broccoli slaw.