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I started this program in November of 2009, and by July of 2010 I'd lost 44 pounds. I got married in October, 2010 and gained 22 pounds! Then? I spent the last year or so doing fertility treatments, with a strict prohibition on dieting. The result? Well, the fat did not retract. I'm bigger than ever, and back on plan.
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Shrinkinglawchick's Silly blog
Must. Not. Lick. Blender. Blades.
That's just a public service announcement. No matter how freaking good the ice cream is, don't lick the blender blades. I've started to get the extra ice creamy goodness out from the blender attachment with my finger, but believe you me, it takes all my will power not to lick it clean. I heart the soft serve. Have you noticed? I just finished a nice mint chocolate one. 

Life's been so crazy, and it's been hard to get over here and blog. I've slowly begun losing again.  That gain of 10 pounds in July really sucked.  I'm now about 5 pounds from where I was before.  And only about 7 weeks away from my wedding.  

Holy hell. 7 weeks. How much can I lose in 7 weeks? And will my gown fit? Ak. I go for a fitting on Sept. 16......

You know what really burns my ass? When sales people in the wedding industry say "oh, you're a bride. You'll lose tons of weight before the wedding."  Really?! Really.  Tons? Where are my tons!? I got no stinking tons. Except on my ass. I got lots of tons there. They're just not coming off. 

Now I'm to blame, and I know it. I've been remiss. I've been lenient. I've been weak. But between working, raising my maniacal son, caring for my neurotic goat dog, picking flower colors, wedding bands, photographers, DJs, and writing my wedding homework (that's right folks. Homework! You get homework when you get married....), it's been a little hard to stay focused on eating well.  And let's just say cleaning the house has become a vague and distant memory. 

And let's not even discuss registering. Nope. Just not gonna go there. 

Now, I've been drinking tons of water, and I still swear that the more I drink, the easier my scale finds it to slide down. So I just keep on chuggin' away and peeing like a race horse (FYI- Racehorses pee a lot. And I mean, a lot).  I'm sticking to plan as closely as I can, and I'm trying to be kind to myself regardless of my choices.

At least I'm still getting compliments. Yesterday one of the men in my office building stopped me from down the hall and said "you look fantastic".  I turned and told him, well, I've lost nearly 50 pounds (It was 49.5 pounds before vacation, dammit! Now it's 44.....).  

We talked a little about how we've both been trying to lose weight, and he said he'd been exercising a lot. Sigh. There it is again. That dirty little word. Exercise.

Perhaps I need to start doing a bit of that. I've been very resistant to the idea. But, if the Borg have taught me anything, and I know that they have, it's that resistance is futile. It might just be time to ramp up the Wii Just Dance.

Oh, and just as an aside, I went to my summer camp's 45th annual reunion this week, and it was nice not to be large marge there. It's been 25 years since I've seen some of those folks.  Here's a picture of me with an old friend who was my counselor back in 1985! I'm in the purple sundress. (I'm just a dress wearin' fool these days!)
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By lawchick at 2010-08-17

Anyway,  I'm going to take some solace in the fact that even though I'm 5.5 pounds up from where I was a few weeks ago, the scale *is* actually moving down and I'm still looking good enough to have someone else notice all the weight I've lost. 

In the meanwhile,  I need to crack the whip and get ready for..... Operation: Bridal Gown. 
Published Tuesday, August 17, 2010 10:53 PM by Shrinkinglawchick
Filed Under: Random Thoughts, General Medifast Comment, Something I Have Learned, Humor
KMart1963 said:
You crack me up! Thanks for a great blog post!
August 18, 2010 12:00 AM EST
Amburlyn said:
You look so gorgeous. You're going to be a beautiful bride regardless of if you're down a lil extra or not. You have A LOT going on and the you should be applauded just for GETTING BACK ON MF! Keep your head up. Maybe try eating fish as a lean for a lil while then going to less lean options? That has seemed to help me a lot. Good luck. We are all cheering for you!
August 18, 2010 12:03 AM EST
kittycat3 said:
Yes you will indeed be a beautiful bride! 7 weeks...wow! Be strong!
August 18, 2010 01:19 AM EST
roadwarrior said:
As for the blades, tea spoon or orange peeler will remove dang near all of the eatables from those sharp little buggers.I will have EVERY drop 'O' my ice cream.
August 18, 2010 02:19 AM EST
bjayoh said:
First of all, Sam, you look beautiful.
Talk about definitely holding your own in a photo with a cute perky little former counselor! "Large Marge" would not have done quite so well. Or looked as happy.

Keep on keeping on with that water, since that's so key for you. And, yes, adding even MORE to an already packed schedule can overwhelm anyone, even a consumate lawchick like you.

But you CAN do this. You HAVE done this! Go back to that one 5&1 safe zone in all this chaos and you WILL get through!!

--bj
August 18, 2010 07:20 AM EST
HappySWK said:
shhh dont tell anyone...I lick the blender blades..but I promise I'm really careful lol...Sam I'm so glad that you're back on track and the scale is moving down for you. you have a busy time ahead of you and using the comfort of the plan for stability will help you through it. you're going to be beautiful..cant wait for the pictures.
Lisa :)
August 18, 2010 07:23 AM EST
jinpa said:
This time round, I ordered lots of pretzels and bars. I found I need the mf foods that I can throw in my bag, and rip open every three hours, no fuss no muss. If the food needs a blender or a shaker or a microwave, it's not as user-friendly to me these days. I save the blendy things for the morning to have with my coffee, and I have an ice-cream milkshake at night for a big treat (still CAN NOT make anything that resembles ice cream out of the stuff, and maybe that's good, because I won't be tempted to lick the blender blades, lol). It sure makes a mean milk shake though! If you're dedicated you can make a lot of progress in seven weeks. Keep chugging and ripping open those packets, and stay away from the blender blades!!!
August 18, 2010 09:04 AM EST
blondierae said:
I ordered my first soft serve and got the chocolate mint... I will totally have to stop myself from licking the blender blades... the one time I made pudding in my healthmate I totally caught myself licking around the blades... HA!

Congrats to you for regaining control one meal at a time. I know your wedding is going to be beautiful and fabulous. Enjoy the process.

I love the picture of you in the dress. I totally need to cross over to the "dress wearing fool" side. :)
August 18, 2010 09:16 AM EST
CallOfDutyMW2 said:
I only lick the blades when nobody is watching-have to set a good example for the kids. Good luck with all the wedding stuff. Do the Borg sit on the Star Trek side or on the Zombie side btw? -that must be a dilemma...
August 18, 2010 09:50 AM EST
MT_Cup said:
Two words: Rubber scraper! Good for getting to that last drop. I'd rather lick the scraper than the blades. LOL You look great despite the small gain. I'm sure you will lose it quickly. Yes water helps a lot!

Love the dress! You look so cute! I'm sure you'll fit your dress and look absolutely knock down drag out beautiful for your wedding day.
August 18, 2010 10:18 AM EST
lizajane09 said:
I cut my finger just washing the stupid blades and you're gonna lick them? lol I wanted a small wedding because I was a nervous wreck about having people watching me and having to actually speak in front of people. I knew I'd either be laughing hysterically or crying cause that's just the 2 things that happen when I'm really nervous. Well, my family started telling me I HAD to invite so and so and I couldn't leave out this person and I just had to do this and that.... and one day Roger was at my house and he said 'you want to just go get married?' He called the preacher, asked if he was busy and asked him if he'd marry us. We went to the church and the secretary and the preacher's wife happened to be there so they were our witnesses. We were standing at the alter and one of the women said 'oh you have to have flowers' and handed me a small bunch of flowers that were on the alter, turns out they were from a recent funeral. We were married and then I had to go to work and he had a dentist appt. to go to. Yeah, it will be 15 years the 24th of this month and we're still that romantic. LOL So if you need any help with wedding plans just ask me. lol Sam, you're going to be a beautiful bride whether you lose another pound or not. Just don't lick the blades or you're going to be talking really funny when saying your vows! :)
Lisa
August 18, 2010 11:46 AM EST
HappiLoser said:
You look absolutely gorgeous! Remember your own words and be kind to yourself!

You'll be a beautiful bride and we can't wait to see the pictures!!!!!
August 18, 2010 02:06 PM EST
andi12589 said:
oh no... was i not supposed to lick the blender blades? too late. made sure no one saw me. BF busted me last night licking the wrapper of a MF bar. hey, there was some left over and it was mine! hang in there during this crazy time! you will be a amazingly wonderful, happy bride.
August 20, 2010 11:40 PM EST
mohenn said:
Why can't we lick the blender blades? I been a blade licker since I was 3. Please don't tell me part of the MF "journey" (bleech) is acting all grown up. I say lick the blender blades. That's right. Grab your pleasure where you can!
August 22, 2010 03:46 PM EST
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